Conversations and Vodka..........
The funny part about a booze party is the booze itself. As the party advances, you witness some changes in the people around, weird topics being discussed, stupid conversations and lots more. The whole group turns into a miny parliament, a roundtable conference at least. Any point that comes up is going to be debated and the fun begins there. And if you are the only one not drinking, then you can be sure of some solid entertainment………
I was at a party last week with some of my friends who love such situations. God knows what was the occasion.......We are friends to the core but when it comes to ideologies, we are indeed different. After a couple of vodka’s the atmosphere was high…… “Do you think Tiger was wrong in having 20 mistresses?” someone said with that wicked smile on his face…….. Other continued, “What’s so wrong in that? He can have as many women he wants. He is after all a world champion!” Lol……I wondered how relieved Tiger would be by hearing that. Tiger, No need to apologize to the world. Haha…….
The other guy continued “In fact it’s terrible to have just one woman! These committed guys are losers”…..Wow, what a thought….we laughed out loud….The tables around us were already pissed off. The manager tried his best to throw us out but our ‘repeat’ orders would send him off. Who wants to go home early on a Saturday night?
The party had begun for me…..I knew it’s always better to shut your mouth at such times otherwise you are going to be the centre of all the ‘action’. The ‘bakra.
We continued our discussions. And not everyone agreed with this guy. The committed guys were pissed off. One said “Oh come on……you are saying this coz you never got a good one in your life. All you got is peanuts!” Bwahaha…….I couldn’t help laughing like a moron…..Now the vodka was talking…..Things getting a bit personal....
And ‘girls’ weren’t the only topic being discussed. The waiter was asked about his native place, about his wife and number of children. He would have rated us the best customers if given a chance. The smile on his face, the pride he felt in answering, was something amazing. It was a delight to know that some little girl in U.P could go to school with a little help from Drunkards like us. He was assured a good tip.
And then the all time favourite – Politics. After all everyone likes a little bit of debate here. Every person was trying to side with a leader, needless to say his party. It was quite evident that the choice was based not much on his ideals, his work but more on his propaganda and personality. And of course each guy supported the leader from his community, irrespective of him agreeing with violence, chauvinism, etc. In the end, no leader was spared. The Conclusion – “All are Bas….ds!”….Hmm. At least I got something to agree with them.
And then it was Naxalism, Nadal vs Fedrer, Schumi’s return to F1 and Rakhi’s swayamwar. Ahh Too much for a day!
I had my Cet classes the next day. I thought to myself…… ‘Now that’s a sort of GD sessions. No need to practice in coaching classes. No need of teachers. This huge knowledge and in so less time!
The only difference, these classes are free. No additional charges. And we got no branches. All you need is a little bit of brains and who can forget - Vodka on the rocks!